positivemilk:

But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card

onlyhalfbaked:

Yo neck will be fuckin broke

throwsomebows:

I’m tired of crying. It’s time to get my life together and be back on the positive side of life.

Nobody likes a negative nancy.

ruinedchildhood:

the original Harlem Shake 
roseepetals:

me when i had my first drink